If I could write a memoir in David Sedaris’s fashion I would split it into two parts, titled, “un” for the part of me that lived before reading Me Talk Pretty One Day and “deux” for the time after. This little motif would reference both how much the book changed my life and be an offensive attempt to demonstrate that after 6 years of learning French, I had in fact, learned a few words. Joking aside, I would rate this book a 100/5 if it were possible. I first discovered the wo